Is honesty REALLY the best policy?

Me: "Mam, I have 5 days of Sick Leave pending, I hope it’s alright with you, if I utilise them for my cousins wedding in the coming month?"

Boss: "No! How can you make such a request? It’s completely unethical and Mr.Zender doesn't appreciate it."

Me: "But Mam, I know of employees who have done this in the past, otherwise Sick Leaves get lapsed."

Boss: "I can't talk for others, but I and my team will not do this."

Me: "OK Mam, I will take Privilege Leave.

Boss: “Good”

Me: “Oh it almost slipped my mind, Dr.Relin’s assistant Suzie who assisted you with your medical certificate last month BTW is my niece.”

-dedicated to All Supervisors

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Assistant: "Sir,what do you think?"

CEO: "He is good and very well versed with his subject."

Assistant: "Yet you don't seem satisfied!"

CEO:  "He doesn't fit in the company's culture."

Assistant: "What makes you say that Sir?"

CEO:"He is too aggressive and sounded desperate. Also jumped to discussing compensation at the first opportunity he got.”

Assistant: "He is very keen on moving and taking on additional responsibilities. As far as compensation is concerned, it has to come up in discussion today or tomorrow."

CEO: "Yes, but we are looking for more diplomatic people, this attitude won’t fly"

Assistant: "Alright sir! I will convey the same to my husband and thanks so much for your time."

CEO: "Don't take it the wrong way Nicole"

Assistant: "Not at all Sir. It was me who asked him to be 100% upfront and honest with you, as you keep repeating 'honesty is the best policy' ."

CEO: "Yes Nicole, it still is. But with little bit of common sense."

-dedicate to an Ex-Colleague.




-May ART be with you©

Wake or No Brake…

Abhilash: Man what the hell are you doing?


Dr.Bhalla: I am taking pictures for Insurance, BTW are you alright? 


Abhilash: YES I am FINE! Please get away from my car and stop clicking pictures.


Dr.Bhalla: But I’ll need these for insurance claim.


Abhilash: Fuck your insurance dude. Have the decency to talk and explain yourself first.


Dr.Bhalla: Well I couldn’t hit the brakes in time.


Abhilash: How could you miss seeing my car, I was right in front of you. But you have been 
coming down the slope on high speed almost directly at me, it seemed like you didn’t even try to slow down.


Dr.Bhalla: Actually I couldn’t move my leg.


Abhilash: HUH! And why is that?


Dr.Bhalla: My leg fell off to sleep, so I couldn’t move it, hence I directly hit you from behind, as that was the only way to stop my car.


Abhilash: Man! This has to be the most expensive way to wake your leg up.

-May ART be with you©

how do I stop him?

how do I stop him from being so angry?

how do I stop him from feeling unlucky in love?

how do I stop him from giving up?

how do I stop him from constantly looking at the past?

how do I stop him from dreaming about another life?

how I stop him from leaving my mother?

-May ART be with you©

Finally...

Me: "This smells delicious"

Him: "I'd thought you'd like it"

Me: "I'm so tempted to taste it"

Him: "R you sure?"

Me: "Yes, why don't you pour some RIGHT there"

Him: "OK, someone's in mood"

Me: "Ahhhhh...this taste so good"

Him: "Ohhh yeah babyyy"

Me: "I love this!"

Him: "Finally Vaseline cocoa body butter did what Durex couldn't do!"

-May ART be with you©

how do I stop him?

how do I stop him from being so angry?

how do I stop him from feeling unlucky in love?

how do I stop him from giving up?

how do I stop him from constantly looking at the past?

how do I stop him from dreaming about another life?

how I stop him from leaving my mother?

-May ART be with you©