Finally...

Me: "This smells delicious"

Him: "I'd thought you'd like it"

Me: "I'm so tempted to taste it"

Him: "R you sure?"

Me: "Yes, why don't you pour some RIGHT there"

Him: "OK, someone's in mood"

Me: "Ahhhhh...this taste so good"

Him: "Ohhh yeah babyyy"

Me: "I love this!"

Him: "Finally Vaseline cocoa body butter did what Durex couldn't do!"

-May ART be with you©